Horns are seen at football pitches all over Africa. But nowhere else are they as long — and noisy — as in South Africa.
So, if you’re going to the World Cup, and especially, if you intend to watch a match involving the home team, “Bafana Bafana”, first get thee to a Formula One motor-racing circuit, and procure for yourself — a pair of earplugs. Otherwise, you’ll probably come back stone-deaf! You have been warned! — CAMERON DUODU